Titanic Séance

891 passengers left their fates in the ship's records. Tell them who you would have been in April 1912, and one of them will answer.

Your passage

Ticket
The 1912 manifest records you as
25
Siblings or spouse aboard
0
Parents or children aboard
0

How the spirits know

TabPFN-3.5, an open-weight tabular foundation model from Prior Labs, learned from the 891 passengers whose fate is recorded (the Kaggle Titanic training set). It ran once over every profile this form can make, 29,160 of them, so the server here only looks the answer up.

5-fold check on the 891accuracyAUC

Gemma 4, Google's open-weight model, gives the closest real passenger a voice. Python picks the passenger and computes every number first; Gemma is told to speak only those numbers and the manifest, and not to invent a life story for someone who really lived.

Code: github.com/starkhushi/titanic-seance